Why doesn’t anyone ever listen to me?

All I can say is, I told you so!

I told you so, ha, ha!

Jackson is starting to look like its old name, bloody Breathitt.

Don’t lie to me because I will find out.

We all need to realize that one day we could be sick, be in the hospital and some non-compassionate person could come in and treat you like you’re nothing. Get some compassion!

There’s a fine line in waiting and just being comfortable.

Do men keep their promises?

Everyone would be much better if you dropped off the face of the earth.

Why do the ugly people always think they’re the beautiful people?

Looks like you’ll always be a cheater, tramp.

I hope you disappear and never come back.

Sometimes you make me want to scream! Do you even care anymore?

Honey, you’ll never find anyone better than me.

You’re pathetic.

The nastier you are the more control you have over men in this town.

Yes, I can do better jerk!

I’m glad you’re gone and I hope I never see your face again.

Why I was ever your friend is a question I seem to be asking myself every time I see you.

I’ve got to be a macho man!

That was the best ballgame last Friday. Good luck teams in regionals.

Go Big Blue!

No one likes goody-too-shoes.

Maybe you have to be a tramp to get what you want in this town.

This town is killing me!

You’re a liar and cheater. I have the proof and you just wait to see what will happen next my sweet one. I’m too good to be dealing with the likes of you.

I told you so, I told you so!!!

Momma, you are so vain!!

We have our very own little meanace!

Is he getting old?

I think he gets botox.

Some men can’t wear their jeans like they use to.

But, then again… some can!

Get a life!

I can’t believe that you two act just alike.

I can’t stand the thought of being with you two. I wish you didn’t work with me.

Who said blondes have more fun?

We need a wet town. That way more people would have jobs and more fun.

I’ve got potential, yes I do. He said it and I believe it!

Gotta love quarter pop!